Yesterday "Roberts Rules" premiered in Senate. The exec team put together this little soap opera to let "everyone know what we are really like and how we see ourselves," said VP Buzza. Well, that is completely a joke. Below is a synopsis of "Roberts Rules," something we created to give an old, mundane process a new twist...
"Roberts Rules" follows the Roberts Family. Ben Parks and Emily Friedman star as Mr. and Mrs. Roberts. Jed Riley and Emily Barnd are their children Andy and Suzie. Colin Buzza and Ashley Weets are the crazy neighbors that live across the street, Delford Doherty is the token black guy, Lex Smith is Grandpa Roberts and Bill Withers is the voice in Mr. Roberts' head.
The Roberts Family is your stereotypical nuclear American family. Mr. Roberts is a bank president who loves to come home after a long hard to day at work to a hot meal on the table...served by his wife, no less. Mrs. Roberts is the perfect little housewife who loves to do nothing more than wait on her husband hand and foot.
But there is trouble behind the white picket fence. Mr. and Mrs. Roberts are always fighting about something...this time it happens to be the color of carpet that is going to be put into their living room. Mr. Roberts wants a burnt sienna color, but Mrs. Roberts does not feel that it would fit with the sky blue walls.
The children are also struggling. Andy's grades are slipping and he may be involved with a local gang. Suzie is perfect, but she is being pursued by Andy's ominous friend, the token black guy.
The neighbors, professors at a liberal arts college, have just returned from a nudist cruise and want to share their photos with the Roberts. The neighbors also do not believe in a monogamous marriage and Mrs. Neighbor has set her sights on Mr. Roberts.
Mr. Roberts, with his new found conflicts in life, consults his father Lex...
"Oh, father Lex! I just don’t' know what to do. The carpeting issues between Mrs. Roberts and I are just too much for me. And I find myself seeking solace in the seductive eyes of my neighbor."
That's all for this edition of "Roberts Rules." Next time, expect Mr. Neighbor to set his sights on Mrs. Roberts and "move to suspend the rules..."
If you would like to view a copy of "Roberts Rules," please contact Emily Friedman.
Have a great break!
Emily F